Today's updates:

• 08:26 Zeke (age 3) on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything: "A giant robot is pooping on our world."

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Today's updates:

• 16:58 Zeke (whispering privately to cat): "You stink, little Jimmy, but I don't mind. You're stupid, but I love you anyway. You're the best"

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Today's updates:

• 08:33 Zeke, telling a story: "Then... it happened!" Talia: "Then what happened?" Zeke: "No. Then IT happened."

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Today's updates:

• 18:35 Zeke, while watching a chunk of butter dissolve into a pan of noodles: "Daddy! It looks just like baby Jesus!" I have no idea either.

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Today's updates:

• 09:05 Somehow Zeke seems to have managed to get Raisin Bran onto his shoulder while eating breakfast. That's talent, folks.

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