My dear son, only five years old and already with the makings of a crooked business tycoon
This morning Zeke came in and asked me to write the words "ON SALE FOR $50" on a piece of paper. I did. Five minutes later I look outside and he is taping the paper to a tricycle belonging to his five-year-old friend from next door, which happens to be sitting in front of our house.
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