Daddy, why do you always smell horrible?

Earlier this morning, immediately after I had drunk a cup of coffee...

Talia: Daddy, why do you always smell horrible? 
Heather: Look, you've hurt Daddy's feelings.
Talia: Well, I don't think Daddy always smells horrible. Zeke thinks Daddy always smells horrible. 

 

The latest cool thing from the kids' preschool

Here's a photo of Zeke at school, practicing writing his name in
Chinese with a quill pen.