Today's updates:

• 05:03 Me (reading aloud to Zeke): "Rays and sharks have skeletons made of cartilage." Zeke: "What's a raisin shark?"
• 13:03 Zeke (age 3): "Daddy, I'm going to take off my pants." Me: "Why?" Z.: "Because I don't want them to get lost."

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